Bat-Girl Needs Her Bat-Man in Houston!

I'm t-girl Helen and need a heavy hitter in Houston. Let's play a few innings, I'll bring my bat and balls if you bring yours. I'm talking about enjoying America's favorite pastime together. Show me how you swing that thing slugger! I'll make sure you get to home plate every time. I'm passionate about this and this ain't the little league you're dealing with mister. Message Helen here and get in the big league!